I’m no Jack Handy

But I do have deep thoughts. Check ‘em out:

To the rooster in my neighborhood: You wake up too early. Cock-a-doodle-don’t, pal. This is only sort of original material, I mentioned it over on my Twitter.
Summer humidity is moist and sticky (and also possibly stinky) like underarms.
Having babies in quick succession must be the new black. [...]

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